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I have weird dreams.

“I almost ran in to all of their children. It was like bowling for Pitt-Jolie children.”

Me to Tina in a dream where I was running around a strip mall to find her.

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Natalie Imbruglia
Torn

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curlypigeon1d:

Press play and Reblog if you know this song.

never rebloggged something so fast. 


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IHOPO MAN

theamberly:
ihop man
theamberly:
ihopo
theamberly:
...
theamberly:
IHOPO SOUNDS NOT LIKE DELICIOUSNESS
Kimberly Golden:
IHOPO SOUNDS LIKE AN STD
theamberly:
OH NO
theamberly:
WE HAVE IHOPO
Kimberly Golden:
"Man, I had sex with Reggie. Yeah, I caught IHOPO. Heard he got it from a bad needle"
theamberly:
I THOUGHT YOU GOT TESTED KIM
theamberly:
HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME
theamberly:
TO US
theamberly:
yeah
theamberly:
i need to go to bed
Kimberly Golden:
Amberly. Did you catch IHOPO from me?
Kimberly Golden:
And if so, how?
theamberly:
SPONTANEOUS STD EJACULATIO
theamberly:
M
Kimberly Golden:
we both need to go to bed. This conversation is ridiculous

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I’m just gonna reread chatlogs and be a petulant little bitch now. kthxbai. 

BEACHING TOMORROW.